dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
