I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i out mim tonsoeep
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