a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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