He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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