ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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