The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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