so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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