Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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