Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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