Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
