ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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