It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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