Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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