let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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