I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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