in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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