Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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