so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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