Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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