i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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