Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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