i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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