We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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