i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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