People in love make me want to vomit
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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