he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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