its not stalking. its research.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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