I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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