I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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