ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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