You surviving the open bar?
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True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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