Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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