i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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