Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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