well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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Oh Jesus.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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