These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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