Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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