ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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