Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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