I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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