NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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