i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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