S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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