How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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