Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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