bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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