i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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