she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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