just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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