my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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