I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
