Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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