So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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